jimmybuffettoffficial:

emotionallycompromisedadultgirl:

simplystormie:

slightmood:

a lava lamp is one of the most things of all time

steelwoolcomesfromsteelsheep:

tics:

can u imagine venting to a mf on tumblr and halfway in they go “sorry im low empathy can you stop talking <3″

being born in the early 2000s is so weird. the nostalgia is so strange cuz i miss watching Toy Story on VHS but i also miss cat fishing pedophiles online

Petunia could have written and preformed The Comeback Kid but John Mulaney could not have predicted Petunias death date.

smocaine3:

pointlessfrog:

sitcom compass I made instead of studying for my exams

graynard:

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana